I had this whole cool costume planned out for Halloween - Katniss from The Hunger Games. I even bought a kickass mockingjay pin, and I had a black dress ready to be pasted with red and yellow feathers. (Trying to reconstruct the dress in Catching Fire). Well. Halloween kind of just...creeped up. I didn't even get to watch Nightmare Before Christmas. No Katniss for me. Maybe next year? (Sorry, Heather - did you still dress up? Send me pics, if so!) Have you guys ever dressed up as a book character? I've always wanted to be Elizabeth Bennet, just so I could have an excuse to wear one of those gorgeous old-fashion dresses. But it's doubtful, considering my lack of Halloween commitment.But I did make homemade caramel apples (melting caramels and using fresh apples with chopped walnuts), chocolate and orange pumpkin cupcakes, and passed out candy in my jeans and hoody. Lame, right?
And I went to a haunted "house"! That's Halloween-spirity, right?. But, see, I have two big fears; I'm terrified of both dolls and aliens. Dreamcatchers ruined my life, and, you know, Chucky? Yikes. Well, the very first thing I saw when we pulled up to the haunted forest? An alien body. And that was just from waiting in line. There was a slaughter house (where a pig with a scythe chased me around asking me if I liked bacon - ME: NO I'M A VEGETARIAN! AAAH!), two people from psyche wards tried to give us hugs, and we were forced to crawl through very tight spaces. And, ew, we had to go over this bridge, and when I put my hand on the railing, it was covered in goop. Fake blood. That looked very real. Total ick factor.
The person I went with was telling me about another haunted house she went to where she was forced to lay down in a coffin so the caretaker could push her through to the other side. Really? I would have punched the sucker in the face and wiggled through myself.
Have you ever been stuck in a haunted house wishing you had an escape button? Every single time I go, I get that nervous, fearful gnawing in my stomach, but I've loved every haunted house I've been to. Why do you think people love being scared so much? It's kind of...weird.
Anyway. Happy Halloween! Did you dress up? Get sick on candy? Watch a favorite Halloween movie? Share!








